Perpetual Motion

Red boots

2012-01-17T22:49:00.002Z

Whilst surfing for some boots to replace the ones I have worn out, I found this.

Not quite what I had in mind but isn't he the sartorial pig about town?

Bright start

2012-01-16T22:14:00.003Z

Monday mornings are notoriously tedious as the weekend is reluctantly sloughed off but who could fail to be enticed out of bed by a sunrise as beautiful as this?

Babysitting service

2012-01-15T20:49:00.003Z

Seen outside an enterprising pub in the nearest shopping town:

I like their thinking.

After the storm

2012-01-04T09:06:00.003Z

As the whistling of the wind and the swirling of the rain finally began to subside yesterday the end of the storm was heralded by a midday dawn chorus. Suddenly the air was filled with little birds all talking at the tops of their voices from sheltered perches and the noise was beautiful.

Resolution

2012-01-02T20:08:00.002Z

The words have been stuck somewhere between my mind and the page, usually because they don't seem poetic enough to share. I'm resolving to do better but in the meantime, here is a summer picture to brighten the short winter days.

Yum yum yum

2011-10-23T20:16:00.000+01:00

Look what we have growing on our tree.

Another thing to love about the lengthy Indian summer.

Cake

2011-10-16T21:31:00.003+01:00

Amazing but true: for once the cake was ready on time and consumed with glee.

Given the exceptionally large quantity of e-numbers, the biggest result of the day was that all the parents turned up to collect their little cherubs before the hyperactivity set in.

Phew!

Work in progress

2011-10-12T23:21:00.003+01:00

Bounce has a birthday tomorrow so I have been baking.

Given the wide range of e numbers, isn't it lucky all the party guests will go home immediately after they have eaten their cake?

Long time

2011-10-11T21:41:00.003+01:00

So much time has passed since I was last here, it is almost embarrassing to return. Suffice to say there has been an enormous amount of stuff going on over the past three months that has demanded my time and attention and I haven't felt there was anything interesting to tell the world. Anyhow, now there are some answers to the summer of questions and hopefully there will soon be good news to share.

In order to shoehorn a gratuitous photograph into the post, here is my lunch.

Just because I'm eating salad (and exercising to a boring degree) in order to encourage my waistline to slim, there is no need for it to be ordinary. Rock on yummy flowers!

Questiontime

2011-07-19T22:01:00.001+01:00

Tell me, Mr Murdoch, Master Murdoch and Ms Brooks, would your mothers be proud?

Packing

2011-07-08T07:37:00.002+01:00

We are gathering the essentials for a few nights away, and watching the rain splosh down and hoping it might stop long enough for us to have a bit of beachside larking about.

As tradition dictates, I have been out to shop and bought a special item for each of the smalls to eat on holiday. Therefore this morning has been punctuated by excited little cries along these lines:

Bounce: "Yay cocoa pops!"
Lapin: "Watermelon!"
Bounce: "Chocolate!"
Lapin: "Nectarines!"

I think that says everything about their tastes.

Age bands

2011-06-08T10:39:00.003+01:00

I have recently had a birthday, a day I embrace with celebration whilst I steadfastly ignore the number of years clocked up on the planet. I find this easy to do since, unless you are hitting a big number, no one is much interested in the exact details once you leave school and I rarely act my age as my sister is always keen to point out. (I think she regards this as a flaw but I do love to be frivolous.)

Today I have been forced to face my age with shocking abruptness whilst making a seemingly innocuous application for BBC tickets. It seems necessary for the bigwigs at the Beeb to know exactly where the audience comes from and their age range. Imagine my horror when I discovered the age band I now fall into stretches into another numerical decade, one which I am certainly not yet ready to acknowledge, far less actually embrace.

Oh the inexorable passage of time!

Shopping

2011-05-30T20:41:00.002+01:00

On a whim we decided to visit a local antiques fair this afternoon, decanting from the car we chatted about the items we especially hoped to find.

MrsP: I'm looking for some nice garden obelisk for the sweet peas to clamber up.
MrP: I'd like to find some racing badges.
The lovely Ms Tooting: I want a bargain box of beautiful buttons.
Lapin: Me too.
Bounce: I need a light sabre.

Cue much mirth and merriment, and Bounce's inevitable disappointment when none of the stalls had anything even remotely like it for sale. There was a large military sword which took his fancy but Bounce is not the sort of child who should be trusted with a large and sharp knife so we stood firm and walked away empty handed.

The power of advertising

2011-05-22T19:48:00.003+01:00

Since there are a plethora of seemingly wealthy advertising moguls, one can safely assume the marketing of a product has a significant impact on its sales. I gather teams of experts pore for months over plans for campaigns designed to get us to part with our hard earned cash in the right direction.

One can only imagine how long it took staff to come up with this poster, seen in a bar in Ireland.....

...one wonders how popular the offer is and whether the potion lives up to its name. (Well one does if one has a smutty mind!)

Triplicate

2011-05-18T12:19:00.003+01:00

A rose is a beautiful thing, and a scented one even more so, but look at this amazing bloom unfurling around no less than three buds.

None of the rest of the flowers on the bush are the same so it must be a miraculous one off, and all the more spectacular for it.

Mondays

2011-05-16T22:14:00.003+01:00

If you are lucky enough to have sophisticated friends who are celebrating a recent house move, you might be able to sit in the sun sipping champagne on a Monday morning.

If you are sensible you will remember you are in charge of a bicycle and will moderate your intake so as not to terrorise the roadside hedges on your way home.

What a great way to ease into the week.

Rain

2011-05-07T22:13:00.002+01:00

The air has been thick with suppressed moisture all day and yet it has taken until late in the evening for the clouds to burst, suddenly and with great ferocity. The falling rain is so rapid it sounds much like that from a very powerful shower, the drops bouncing high up off the floor.

Already the atmosphere smells cleaner and you can almost hear the plants sighing with relief as the dust is washed from their drooping leaves and there is a hint of damp heading towards their roots.

Naturally, now is the time I remember I didn't go back to water the greenhouse. I bet those little plantlets are wild with envy for those ouside.

How not to set a good example

2011-04-26T20:55:00.002+01:00

Mr P returned from work today with the somewhat surprising news that he had seen a friend of ours engaged in the unlikely pursuit of running. At this news Bounce exclaimed "bl**dy hell" in just the right tone of surprise and sarcasm.

I am sorry to say neither Mr P or myself were capable of asking him not to use such foul language as we were helpless with barely suppressed giggles.

Today

2011-04-06T11:41:00.003+01:00

I think I have mentioned before my slightly cavalier attitude to deadlines and I'm ashamed to say this extends to birthdays. I have a great memory for dates and always know when a significant date is approaching but I have an uncanny knack of failing to do anything about it until too late. And since, even with the best will in the world and all my fingers crossed, Royal Mail sadly do not offer a same day service inevitably my cards and gifts are usually late. With some people this is a Disaster, an error of such magnitude that it may take weeks to recover but thankfully others are more sanguine about my failings. However, as it is my very bestest friend's (I say that knowing it will irritate her enormously) birthday today, I should like to wish her a very Happy Birthday and better luck catching the train home.

x

Reckless

2011-04-04T21:46:00.002+01:00

It was only as I started freewheeling down the hill, behind three children as easy to control as cats, that it occurred to me a flipperty skirt teamed with hold up stockings may not be the best cycling attire.

Blood, sweat and cheers

2011-03-16T13:11:00.004Z

This week is one of few in the year when I put normal life on hold. In stark contrast to usual, I am very stationary, glued to the television most of the day and moving only when absolutely necessary.

Normally I like to think of myself as a genial host, the door is always open and anyone may come and join us at any time.

Not This Week.

This week I have a single and uninterrupted focus. I am revelling in the excitement of the Cheltenham Festival, the annual horseracing Olympics.

The phone lies unanswered, the door bell is resolutely ignored. Every afternoon this week, as the Channel 4 racing theme tune plays out across the digital network, I shall retreat to the sofa, armed with the day's edition of the Racing Post and concentrate until that tune fades out at tea time.

I love the muted hum of anticipation, the roar at each start, the precise angle of take off and landing as each fence is jumped, and the athletic stretch of horse and jockey as they face the mountainous hill and flatten in resolute gallop to get to the line first. I even love the post race analysis, the relaxed sway of the jockeys as the horses make their way back to be unsaddled, their camaraderie palpable in the steamy air.

With a depth of passion that largely baffles my friends, I shall be shouting encouragement at the jockeys and rocking gently backwards and forwards as if I am riding myself. I may even exuberantly leap to my feet if a spectacular final fence jump is required. One can only hope the neighbours will not see.

Keep on giving

2011-03-16T13:04:00.002Z

Those blue irises have now given way to brash crocus who have burst through the soil to open their petals and turn their faces to the sun all day.

Just lovely.

Why?

2011-03-10T18:55:00.002Z

Such a horrible pink, why would you ruin a Mini like that?

Love

2011-03-09T22:18:00.002Z

Gazing at the sky on the way home we spied an enormous X made by the trails of two aeroplanes crossing at right angles. Lapin regarded this "big kiss" solemnly and then announced "That is how much I love you and Daddy."

She's a clever girl and knows how to keep her parents onside.

Team Work

2011-03-08T22:31:00.002Z

Two rabbits, hopping around the garden.

Two bouncing children, apt to run willy nilly waving their arms.

One very sensible, slow moving adult, co-ordinating manoeuvres.

One hutch, door open with enticing food clearly visible.

In teamwork and smooth movements, the like of which has only previously been seen on One Man and His Dog, the two rabbits were encouraged safely back inside the hutch for bed.

Good effort.

Gifts

2011-03-06T21:27:00.004Z

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, even if you only have a window box of space to spare.

These irises, currently standing proud by the front door, were a gift from a great friend who in turn was passing on the excesses of gardening gifts she had received from a compulsive over buying neighbour.

They are a lovely welcome home with the added bonus of memories of friendship.

Shopping with Granny

2011-03-05T21:15:00.003Z

This morning, Lapin was up and dressed well before anyone else had stirred. She was bouncing around with anticipation and could barely contain her impatience as the wait for Granny got longer and longer. MrP and Bounce went off to do boy things and still no sign. The smile wavered and excitement made way for that dreaded lament "I'm bored" as the minute hand went inexorably round the clock.

However, all her angst evaporated the second Granny arrived and they went straight out for an indulgent birthday shopping trip.

This is what returned, topped by the widest grin I have ever seen.

Lapin takes great interest in what she wears and is very precise in her taste, although the finished outfit is not always what one might expect. She is fascinated by my clothes and I can only assume that the purchase of these and these may have opened her eyes to the benefits of wild shoes. Long may it last.

Magnificent

2011-03-03T22:45:00.005Z

My day job (one of the few things I do that generates income) leads me to spend a fair bit of time in the car. I'm fully aware that as a single person pottering from here to there, I am not really doing my bit to have a teeny weeny carbon footprint but I do my best to reduce mileage where possible and try to shoulder the burden of guilt.

The lovely thing about going from place to place is seeing bits of the country you haven't seen before and becoming briefly acquainted with beautiful sights which nestle off the beaten track.

Lost on narrow meandering lanes bordered by tall hedges, I suddenly glimpsed this infamous Tor through a gateway and had to stop to admire its quiet majesty.

Previously in the day, I flew past Stonehenge, lurking ominously in the damp mist. (these photos are dreadful but the sun refused to shine, except on the Cathedral at Wells which was golden at lunchtime.)

Those sights were both arresting and magnificent but the most beautiful place I passed was the church at Doulting, whose spire is in stark contrast to the usual towers in Somerset.

Sadly on this occasion there was no opportunity to stop and look more closely but maybe one day I shall go that way again and have time to view the building more closely.

Don't believe everything you are told

2011-03-02T23:31:00.002Z

Somebody said to me that it always rains in Ireland.

Obviously, when you are celebrating two birthdays with an extended family trip away, this rule is carelessly abandoned. Instead, the guinness flows, the sun shines and the craic is great.

Tough love

2011-02-11T22:31:00.002Z

Sometimes this parenting lark is a little more tiresome than one would care to admit. It requires more patience or energy than you might have today but now is the time your effort is necessary.

For a while, an somewhat inexplicably, Bounce has been the class thug. He thumps people, pushes them off chairs and is generally most unpleasant in sudden outbursts during the day. He is immediately very apologetic and does understand that this isn't a nice way to behave but sadly hasn't learnt an alternative coping strategy when he is vexed.

After an especially bad week, an ultimatum was made, the kind you hope you won't have to enforce, and for a while it seemed to be working. I collected him at the end of each day without receiving any bad news and began to think we had turned a corner. Reckless, of course. Today he has again launched an unprovoked attack on an innocent classmate and so has had to miss the party.

Oh how the tears have flowed and they have been the heart wrenching sobs of real upset rather than the easily ignored roars of rage. I have sad with a heavy heart all evening, though I know that our decision is right and the effort will hopefully reap rewards.

Then, to cap it all, Lapin was grumpy at bedtime, despite an evening littered with special treats.

This discipline lark is pretty hard work for all of us.

Spring is springing

2011-02-09T22:55:00.004Z

I know the occasional sunny day doesn't mean that we are galloping recklessly towards a long lazy summer but the evidence of change was brashly by the front door when I returned from the school run yesterday.

The neglected pot of crocus that sits, largely ignored, by the porch had suddenly burst open, turning their little faces to the sun and reflecting the light. Don't they make you feel the sun is almost on its way?

Pride before a fall

2011-02-07T22:40:00.002Z

So there I was, finally getting it right and feeling pretty smug about it. All the pages had nice little ticks and a red remark at the bottom, confirming all the details were present and correct. The very serious computer system did its fancy thing (after a painful pause for thought) and then I discovered I had made a mistake. A great big howler of a mistake caused by not checking what I was doing carefully enough. And now I don't know how to rectify it without professional help.

That little smug smile I had earlier in the evening? He shot out the door faster than the blink of an eye. Curses.

Frenetic

2011-02-02T20:57:00.002Z

Sorry for the long pause. Though there is much to say, by the time I have finished all the things that must be done, I'm afraid I lack the mental and physical energy required to string coherent thought together.

Back soon.

Sunday

2011-01-23T20:29:00.003Z

One of the downsides of persistently refusing to purchase a tumble dryer (and being too miserly to buy excessive school uniform) is the need for ruthless washing efficiency. Given that most people who know me well would not list ruthless efficiency as one of my top skills, you can imagine the potential for disaster and for the washing pile to become a mountain.

Accordingly, Sundays are generally spent at one end or the washing process or the other. The hours while away as the various loads move from here..

..via here...

..and finally to here.

Though there is undoubtedly some satisfaction in a good job done, I can't help feeling that it is yet another nail in the coffin of my youth. Surely Sundays used to be more wild than this?

Yawn

2011-01-05T22:10:00.001Z

It is fact, sad and dull but true, that in order to lose weight one must use more energy than one consumes.

Boring!

Brisk sea air

2011-01-04T22:29:00.001Z

The great thing about living near the sea....

is being able to go in the winter when no one else is there.

More barometers of age

2011-01-03T18:23:00.004Z

Rather alarmingly, one of my closest friends knows that a schooner is a glass for drinking a large measure of sherry.

Is that the sound of my youth whizzing past?

Blazing a trail

2011-01-02T21:43:00.004Z

Staying with the lovely Louise we planned a walk along the route of the Great Fire of London. The event is Lapin's school topic next term and she was eager to find out as much as possible before going back to school.

Naturally we started at the Monument, whose 202 feet in height matches the distance from the site of the start of the fire in Pudding Lane.

We stood at the bottom and admired the view...

..then climbed the stairs, all 311 of them...

..and admired the view in spite of the cloud. (There isn't a picture of the view from the top because the camera was left with those who declined the climb and I wasn't going up again.)

The mayor at the time was very dismissive when he heard the news - he thought the fire was of such little consequence that "a woman could piss on it and put it out." (Politicians have clearly always had the outstanding ability to put their foot in their mouths.) In fact the fire raged for three days, burning 13,000 homes and 87 parish churches but, incredibly, only six deaths were recorded.

Previously, Christopher Wren had been instructed to design and supervise the restoration of the original St. Paul's cathedral. He had fought for the old building to be demolished so he could implement some grand plans but his view had been over ruled by the clergy. So maybe he was pleased when the building was burnt to the ground shortly after it was encased in wooden scaffolding.

His new construction was certainly some phoenix to rise from the ashes.

Shopping the Sales

2011-01-01T10:54:00.002Z

A good barometer of age and outlook is the purchases one dashes out to make in the sales.

I fear I am old before my time.

Quiet

2010-12-31T18:27:00.004Z

The house is eerily quiet as the smalls have gone to stay with their grandparents. During the evening phone calls, they breathlessly recount tales of endless exciting activities and then dash off to do something more interesting. In the peace that remains I have discovered how much more I can do if I don't get interrupted and also how much faster I can walk when on my own but I confess I am already looking forward to their return.

I love fireworks (in fact I really want to be packed into a firework when I die - MrP thinks this is more than a little odd) and tonight is a good opportunity for a gratuitous photo.

Happy New Year to one and all.

Deadlines

2010-12-29T23:10:00.002Z

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they whizz by.

With that in mind, is it too late to send Christmas cards?

Unexpected discoveries

2010-12-20T23:07:00.002Z

Six hours into the long trip, Bounce suddenly confides that he needs a wee. This announcement is met with some trepidation. Bounce is not known for his forward planning, especially with regard to the emptying of his bladder. If he says he needs a wee, there is no time to lose.

At the time we were trundling along the motorway at approximately 5 miles an hour, hemmed in by lorries on one side and the central reservation on the other, not to mention cars to front and rear. The options are few and time is running out.

Thankfully, there is an empty bottle rolling around the floor. I will spare you the details but suffice to say, amid much hilarity, the deed was completed successfully into a secure container. Every time anyone asked for a drink they were offered warm squash - nobody fell for it.

However, unexpectedly, we found a use for it later. The windscreen squirt (that is the technical term) froze a little down the road and the muck on the glass was getting difficult to see through. It turns out, warm urine is just the thing for clearing the screen, and keeping it clear. Just in case you ever need to know.

Persistence

2010-12-19T23:10:00.003Z

Yay! We made it. In double time and with a couple of interesting bits along the way and it was certainly worth the trip.

This is what it looks like on the motorway, after a blizzard. Those bright orange lights are the snow plough which was making onward progress possible. We were lucky, we had a long journey in the car and some good jokes with the kids but it was a lesson in paying heed to the news. Drive safe everybody.

Thwarted

2010-12-18T15:54:00.003Z

The intrepid travellers set out mid morning, hoping to avoid the worst of the weather. Unfortunately the worst of the weather hit the southern bit of the M25 just before we did so we have turned around and come all the way home.

Considering round two.....

Weather forecast

2010-12-17T22:57:00.002Z

Tomorrow La Famille PM should be heading northwards to enjoy some early festive fun with aunts and cousins galore. Unfortunately, the Weather Men of Doom are predicting The End Of the World by Snow. Apparently, by mid-morning we will be pinned in the house by drifts measuring feet in height.

Needless to say, the travel plans are on hold, pending weather reviews on the hour every hour. I have a tapemeasure, a hot toddy and I'm ready.

Bring it on

2010-12-16T22:51:00.002Z

Most of the food is here, the rest can be sourced locally and has been ordered.

The tree is not here yet but is only just up the road.

Decorations are filed in pristine condition in the loft, ready for action next week.

All the presents are bought and I'm looking forward to wrapping them.

School's out tomorrow so the rigid daily timetable can be flung recklessly out the window.

I'm ready for the festivities. Rock on!

(I confess I haven't yet written my Christmas cards but I have them, and the Wallace and Gromit stamps, so all will be fine.)

Happy endings

2010-12-15T21:53:00.002Z

In my line of work funerals are to be expected. In fact, if the truth be told, my regular attendance at funerals has become gallows humour to myself and my colleagues.

A funeral can invoke all sorts of emotions; some are filled with an enormous weight of terrible grief, some are just quietly mournful, some thankful for a life well lived and some full of happy reminiscence. Of course, many are a simmering cauldron of all of those emotions and more besides.

Often I leave a funeral feeling slightly overwhelmed by the responsibility of trying to assist people in a time of loss and wondering how I might best proceed. Just sometimes, as I walk away I know the tight knit family group will comfort each other and will pull together in their time of need. A close family is a lovely thing to behold and always gives me great peace of mind.

Pull back the curtain

2010-12-14T22:34:00.002Z

When performing, it is always important to prepare by eating properly. Lapin made a special request for toad-in-the-hole as she dashed across the playground this morning. Perhaps aware of its important role, the hole rose spectacularly to the occasion.

Followed by an old favourite, pineapple upside down cake. (What a fabulously simple way to make tinned fruit more appetising, especially when served with good vanilla ice cream.)

Two clean plates later we were off through the dark woods to school, keeping our eyes peeled for Gruffalos though sadly there were none to be seen.

I am pleased to say, despite some last minute doubts from Bounce, who announced solemnly this morning "I can't do it", all was well. Bounce remembered his lines, sang his solo loud enough to be heard by his proud mummy lurking far at the back. Lapin was an excellent Wise Man who rode an awkward camel with great aplomb.

I am bursting with pride. Thanks for all the good wishes, it was lovely to know you were thinking of me.

Pre-performance nerves

2010-12-13T20:52:00.002Z

Tomorrow night both Lapin and Bounce will tread the theatrical boards in the school play. I am wrought with nerves.

Lapin is a studious child, she knows her lines inside out and I have no doubt she will do the job perfectly.

Bounce on the other hand, is very much a fly by the seat of your pants kind of guy. He also knows his lines but only performs them properly when he feels like it and is concentrating. Not only does he have lines but also solo lines in a song. Lines, plural.

I cannot adequately describe how nervous I feel in anticipation of this performance. My fingers are crossed, and all my toes and I can hardly breathe.

I'll let you know how it goes.

Sweat it out

2010-12-12T19:08:00.002Z

My recipe for beating a sludgy winter cold.

Take one of these

...several of these...

..and just get those arms swinging until they look like this...

...and finally this:

That little lot kept me warm enough to take my coat off for a couple of hours and should keep the home fire burning for a couple of months. It temporarily cleared my fuzzy head and got some adrenaline pumping, not to mention a good toning for the batwing arms.

Good job done. Now I'm back to bed.

Tenterhooks

2010-12-11T21:37:00.002Z

La Famille PM have spent the early part of the evening watching Strictly Come Dancing. There was much discussion about the dancers and their dances, culminating in much pontification about who might make it to next week's final.

There is a concensus: Sorry Gavin but you have danced your last dance for us. It was a good effort and you have improved enormously but sadly you are not quite keeping up with the high standards in this year's contest.

However, tomorrow two couples will be eliminated and here we are stumped. Frankly we are unable to choose between the remaining four and are therefore on the edge of the sofa, waiting to see what the Great British Public decide.

The suspense is killing me.

Off to bed

2010-12-10T21:29:00.000Z

sniff sniff blurgh.

Comic genius

2010-12-09T21:40:00.001Z

Lapin: Why did the monkey with one hand cross the road?
Me: I don't know, why did he?
Lapin: To get to the second hand shop.

Live at the Apollo next stop. Book early to avoid disappointment.

Nativity preparation

2010-12-08T23:19:00.004Z

Much discussion has gone into the costumes for this year's Nativity. Lapin has been particularly exacting to compensate for the disappointment of being cast as a Wise Man. (She pointed out that she was not a man and therefore it was not the right role for her.)

Luckily she has been persuaded to continue in the role by the promise of a fabulous costume which has meant hours of talk, thought, design and fabrication, not to mention a prolonged period in the fabric shop getting all the right bits.

After an afternoon and evening with a little bit of glue, some sticky backed plastic and a few staples, the crown is now finished. Ta da!

Only the matching cape to go......

Passing time

2010-12-07T22:48:00.001Z

Given some buttons and a pretty bowl, I can happily waste hours.

Do you think there will be a demand for this skill in the near future?

Christmas wishes.

2010-12-06T23:11:00.002Z

MrsP: What is the one thing you really want for Christmas?
Lapin: A scrapbook.
Bounce: A Horrid Henry goo shooter.

Honestly, those few words sum up my children. They are beautifully undemanding.

Luxury

2010-12-05T20:30:00.004Z

One of my favourite blogs is Domesticali. so when Ali posted about her trip to Origin where she saw some beautiful art work by Rebecca Coles, I was inspired to visit Rebecca's website to see her work in closer detail and loved it. Feeling brave, I emailed to tell her so and was lucky enough to be sent some tickets for this. in the most fabulous hall under several of these amazing mirrors.

Wanting a pal to share the fun, I knew the girl who would appreciate this trip the most so I called the lovely Louise and waggled my free tickets under her nose. Never one to miss a bargain (and the temptation of a shopping trip) she cleared her diary and beetled down to stay.

So, with heady abandon (the small P's were off elsewhere for tea so we had no deadline to return for) we skipped off to Brighton on the train. We perused the stalls, we made intelligent remarks, we ate, we went back to the beginning again. We bought presents and made lists of suggestions. We compiled lengthy wish lists for ourselves and ate our body weight in caramelised sugar decorations. We met the lovely Rebecca and thanked her for our tickets and lusted after her artwork (photos from her website.)

Then feeling replete, we went for drinks in The Lanes and bought some ridiculous shoes, before tottering home to MrP.

What a lovely treat.

Unhappy surprises and the credence of youth

2010-12-04T11:35:00.002Z

8am, the curtains open to a view of green. There is no snow only slippy ice, slush and small forlorn white patches on the lawn. Bang goes any plan for the sledging extravaganza part 4.

The smalls thunder along the landing and jump into bed.

Lapin: Where is the snow?
Daddy: I sucked it up in the hoover and sold it to the ice cream man.
Lapin and Bounce: Really?

11am, phone call from Granny.

Lapin: Have you got any snow?
Granny: Not this morning.
Lapin: Has Grandpa been out with the hoover?

I should have no trouble peddling the Father Christmas line this year.

A little chilly

2010-12-03T22:02:00.002Z

The beautiful blue sky was clear warning of the drop in temperature and boy was it cold outside today. Thanks to a malfunctioning gutter we had some spectacular icicles all the way down the house, a glittering frozen fountain. The poor wisteria took the brunt and is clothed in an icy sleeping bag.

I'm amazed to see the spring buds are already formed and can only hope that they will not give up the ghost before the warmer sunshine returns.

Enjoying a day off

2010-12-02T20:49:00.002Z

Now I know there are plenty of people for whom the current snowy weather is a disaster but chez PM the mood is very much sunny optimism. Lapin and Bounce are full of the joys of an unexpected day off from school and heady anticipation of sledging with friends.

By some rare miracle I am also prepared - last year we bought some sledges (and I know exactly where they are) and we have more than enough thermals and waterproofs to keep everyone snug for hours. Which is lucky - we are out twice in the day and the second time do not come back until it is really dark. Everyone's faces are glowing with that reddish chill and their eyes are alight with excitement.

Even better, school is already cancelled tomorrow so there is promise of even more fun to come. Bring it on.

Preparation

2010-12-01T21:00:00.003Z

So, with all the excitement about the forthcoming Royal nuptials and fully anticipating a richly embossed stiff cream card invitation to be dropping through the letterbox in the January gloom, I have been out and found the perfect pair of shoes.

I have to confess I found them by accident at the end of a very luxurious day off with the lovely Tooting where we skipped around Brighton, whither the fancy took us (More of that later.) Anyway, just in case the upper wasn't exciting enough for you, just look at how amazing the soles are:

I think that makes me fully prepared. Right then Mr Postman, get that invitation to me pronto.

Change

2010-11-21T00:02:00.004Z

I thought it might be nice to see what Perpetual Motion might look like if I made a few tweaks.

What a mistake. First, I changed some text colour and it didn't apply to all of the text so some bits were a totally different colour to others. It looked messy and I loathed it but I ran out of steam and left it unfinished and looking very unsatisfactory.

Tonight I sat down with some time to fiddle and a mind to put things straight. An hour of following Blogger's not so helpful suggestions and somehow I have made it revolting and can't get the old blog back. Yuk.

Tomorrow I shall research new options. Does anyone have any helpful hints?

Indian summer?

2010-11-20T00:26:00.002Z

With a quiet nod to Mrs M, a raspberry in November is not quite as sweet as its summer relation, but a delicious treat none the less.

A little splash of Spring

2010-11-04T13:25:00.003Z

As I sit working feverishly away on the computer, chasing one more tedious deadline (why are there so many?), I can hear the wind howling round the house.

Although the day is dry, there is a great deal of thick grey cloud, the light is very dull and the sun seems very far away. Always a sucker for a bit of procrastination, I start to peruse some photos and found this:

What a wonderful promise of spring colour and sunshine to come. In the meantime, I'm just off to light the fire....

Unexpected guests

2010-10-26T23:13:00.004+01:00

Recently we found this unexpected visitor sitting in the sun on the pavement in front of the house. He lay pathetically on the floor, just waiting to be trodden on by anyone rushing on their way. Bounce spotted him with great glee, no doubt hoping for an excuse to be even later for school. So, with barely a pause, we whisked him to a safer place and galloped on our way.

Sadly the photos do not do him any justice at all. Lapin, with great enthusiasm, discovered that this is an Atlas moth - the World's biggest moth. He was comfortably eight inches across with his magnificent wings fully extended and had some fabulous markings. He did look a little ragged round the edges from his previous excursions but just feast your eyes upon his magnificent antenna and face.

After a relaxing day resting on the tree, basking in the sun and a small dose of sugary water dispensed by Lapin (not to mention the interest of most of the neighbours), he flew off into the distance. Let me tell you, the way an Atlas moth flies (erratically and with the same sort of surprised expression a heron wears when in mid-air as if they are not quite sure how they got up there), the distance is not too far away. I wonder how far he got.

Seen today

2010-10-21T23:06:00.002+01:00

2 fat crows, lining up for a fight. Their chest puffed out as they eye each other with contempt. Their black feathers gleam with a petroleum green in the autumn sunshine.

A small herd of deer, grazing stubble whilst one basks in the sun. Stretched out flat, it almost looks dead but twitches its ears from time to time to flick the flies away. Their coats are dark and velvety and thick enough to keep out the chilly breeze.

A cluster of pheasants, all looking alarmed but hovering in the indecision of which way to run first.
Heads up, their every muscle quivers with anticipation but they are still like statues in their fear or the unexpected noise.

A blue tractor, pulling a plough, followed by a greedy entourage of attending gulls, wheeling and swooping to find unexpectedly exposed worms and grubs.

I love to travel by train.

Sunday

2010-10-08T13:17:00.003+01:00

Phew! Is it Friday already? I have been chasing my tail even more than usual this week and the days have just disappeared. Naturally this means all the deadlines are nearly a week closer. Eeek!

Still, look at this lovely weekend we had:

1) Trip northwards to catch up with extended family, including one back from overseas for a whistlestop tour. Fabulous company as always with the noise levels ratcheting up and up throughout the day as more and more outlandish tales of larks and derring do are told.

2) Impromptu overnight stay in my aunt's swish new house with a chance for a more peaceful catch up whilst ignoring the tell tale thumps from upstairs which indicated Lapin and Bounce were certainly not putting their minds to sleep.

3) Quick visit to the very lovely and talented Tooting Squared who has been very busy organising Wandsworth Open House. The smalls made finger mice and other oddities with coloured card whilst I perused t'art. Very nice too. If you in the area and at a loose end, I thoroughly recommend a visit this weekend when most of the artists will be opening their houses for a second time.

4) On the way home (and on Tooting's advice) we popped in to see Caragh who is a very talented childrens' illustrator, and Brian who takes beautiful pictures. I am now lusting after a few more material things. I'm afraid I will never be good enough to be Buddhist, such is my longing for all sorts of things.

5) We came back to find that MrP had been very industrious and all sorts of tedious tasks had been finished in our absence. What a star he is.

6) Monday morning brought Book Day, a festival of dressing up as a character of your choice. Ever the individual, Lapin decided to be the Troll's recipe book. Cue lots of activity painting, sticking, writing and adjusting until it was perfect. Bounce chose to be a parrot so we mocked up a costume featuring a scary amount of red and gold sequins, topped off by a hat from the nursery end of year play. I'm told he was considered one of the best dressed children which leads one to wonder what on earth everyone else was wearing!

Frustration

2010-09-30T21:19:00.003+01:00

Yesterday I went to have my hair cut. This is not a regular occurrence because I am too disorganised (and too busy) to put it at the top of my priority list. I guess it is a virtue not to list vanity as one of one's vices but the fact remains, it is nice to look good.

So, I now sport a slightly different mop of hair which should be nice and simple to look after. Why is it then that I am completely incapable of making it look nearly as sleek and stylish as the hairdresser?

Competitive parenting

2010-09-27T22:41:00.003+01:00

I know it really isn't the done thing to be seen doing your offspring's homework but there is something very pleasant about sitting in the sun colouring in a picture together. Clearly I was merely in a supportive role but it was very therapeutic.

Do you think I will get an A*?

Autumn sunshine

2010-09-25T21:41:00.004+01:00

There is a nip in the air but the sun is shining and the sky is the azure blue of the summer so we nip out for a stroll.

The route is long, it twists and turns through trees and bullrushes and water meadows and finally up a towering hill. The views from the top are certainly worth the toil. The sea twinkles in the far distance and the ground is spread out like a patchwork quilt below us.

We are content with sanctimonious aches when we return and feel justified tucking into second helpings of lunch.

Lazy

2010-09-22T22:35:00.003+01:00

Turns out Bounce is only using one of his eyes to see. Cue smart orange specs and a hospital referral which will probably lead to a patch.

Now I am mother to a budding world leader and a pirate. That should have it all covered.

Early politics

2010-09-21T21:55:00.003+01:00

Lapin has been elected to her school council. In order to be chosen she had to make a speech to her class and be chosen as the best representative. On the return from school I asked what she had said in her speech and the reply stunned me more than a little.

"I said I would have the best ideas, and look after the little children."

Watch out Miliband and Miliband, there is precocious young talent on your heels.

Frustration

2010-09-21T11:18:00.001+01:00

No charger for the computer for the past three weeks and a pile of work getting bigger by the day.

Grr.

Quiet

2010-08-24T22:11:00.002+01:00

Sorry folks, not a thing to say just now. Feeling very scritchy and sore with shingles and just too tired to think beyond the smalls' bedtime.

Bak sun, as Wol would say.

Expenses

2010-08-18T22:05:00.002+01:00

"Mummy look" she says as she skids round the corner into the kitchen "this one is wobbly too." She grins and shows me the definite wiggle of the first lost tooth's neighbour.

At this rate the tooth fairy will be working overtime for the forseeable future.

Being sneaky

2010-08-11T23:32:00.003+01:00

And lo, with much wiggling and pulling, the tenacious tooth finally fell out today so think of me this evening as I sneak soundlessly (whilst treading on the inevitable bits of Lego) into Lapin's bedroom a la Fairy de Dent to deposit a fat pound in the right place. In my day, I'm sure the tooth fairy was not nearly so flash with her cash - sometimes I feel inflation can really be over rated.

Persistence

2010-08-09T22:30:00.002+01:00

That tooth is still hanging about. The godfather and Lapin have made a double or quits bet for Thursday. I really don't think I can wait that long. I may have to resort to the time honoured method of string and slamming doors.

Is there a law against it?

On a more worrying note, the biggest spider I have ever seen has just strolled menacingly across the floor. If he hadn't looked so fierce, I might have asked him to pay rent. As it is, I am wondering whether it will be necessary to call the boys in blue to evict him....

Fruits of the season

2010-08-04T22:39:00.003+01:00

Fresh kent cherries - better than sweets.

Though perhaps eating a whole pound of them could be classed as gluttony......

n.b. photo from The Wealden Times

Imparting knowledge

2010-08-03T22:39:00.004+01:00

Apparently it is acceptable to swear when you are six under the following circumstance:

You are explaining all the swear words you know to somewhat surprised parents in a mousey whisper directly into their ear. You can only get away with this if you look very solemn all the while and blame a friend at school for telling you all of them.

I suppose I should be pleased her vocabulary is so varied, and she knows the meaning of each but it is quite a surprise. She is usually so innocent and a stickler for angelic behaviour!

Oooh the suspense

2010-08-01T22:47:00.003+01:00

Sitting in the sun at her Godfather's this afternoon, Lapin discovered her first wobbly tooth. She has been waiting for this moment for what seems like ages, increasingly desperate for an event which she thinks will signal being properly grown up. Apparently, all the people in her class have got big teeth and she has been hankering to join them.

She has a perfect smile, a neat matching set of brilliant enamel. The wobbly tooth revealed itself firstly as a little gap between it and its neighbour. The excitement was tangible and the Godfather has carried out his loco parentis role by making a bet with her about exactly when the tooth will fall. Gambling is such an important skill, I'm glad we chose her sphere of influence so wisely.

Does anybody know what the Tooth Fairy leaves these days?

Summer rain

2010-07-28T00:18:00.003+01:00

Just as you think you can bear the sticky heat no longer, a monsoon arrives. The skies darken to night in brief minutes and with a sudden rush, great sheets of rain fall and loudly splatter the parched earth, the splashes rising several inches with the ferocity of the clouds.

Naturally if you are small, this is the moment you choose to find a friend for the recently captured caterpillar who is lounging (or maybe cowering) in a pot on the kitchen table.

I love the rain and revel in the warmth and strength of the water as it hurls itself from the sky, great rivulets running down my coat and dripping noisily on to the floor. The world smells wonderfully clean and fresh as the sun reappears just as quickly as it left but, seeing an even bigger black cloud lurking nearby, I ponder the wisdom of an evening on an outdoor netball court.

Busy busy busy

2010-07-20T23:05:00.003+01:00

Where does the time go?

So much to do and so little time, lists upon lists and frantic activity as far as the eye can see. I'm sure I will be back soon - please hang on a little longer and normal service will be resumed!

Eight years ago

2010-06-29T23:41:00.004+01:00

This time eight years ago I was slightly drunk (as I am now), dancing wildly and singing badly to whatever the band was playing, clutching the man I had married just a few hours earlier. I remember the heady frivolity of that night, and the many similar nights that have followed, with great fondness.

I am lucky that I found the right man and he stuck around long enough to think I was the right woman. In spite of all our many flaws, we are still happiest in each other's company and for that I am hugely thankful.

Happy Anniversary grumpy old man. x

Redcurrants

2010-06-28T11:13:00.003+01:00

A small harvest, but delicious all the same, and the promise of a few more to come.

Yum.

Baking in the heat

2010-06-27T15:12:00.005+01:00

Round here there are several ways of enjoying the heat but it is Stanley who does it in style, lolloping slowly around the garden, pausing here and there to nibble something delicious. He is especially fond of lying in the shade under the raspberries where he is completely invisible to the anxious owner. He likes to hide when we are out of the garden but comes out when there is company to be shared, hopping past us slowly with a friendly waggle of the ears.

He is the biggest rabbit I have ever met with enormous satellite dishes for ears. A cat sized bundle of soft white fluff you can bury your hand in and is always spotlessly clean. One ear always sticks up, the other flops about unless he is feeling especially alert and he clearly considers himself the boss.

Given the chaos inside, he is probably right.

Two sad things

2010-06-23T22:09:00.003+01:00

Today has been one of many tears, for all of us. A dear friend has moved far enough away that a visit would be quite an epic trip. I shall miss her enormously. She is a funny and happy soul, endlessly generous with time, friendship and hospitality and there will be a big hole in my life where she used to be. Still, a visit is in the offing and a trip to pastures new is never to be turned down.

The friend's daughter is bestest pal to one of the smalls so she has been sobbing, great waves of sadness at saying goodbye. They have had some great fun over the past two years and the classroom will be quiet without her. On the bright side, it is a fantastic opportunity to learn how to communicate by phone, email and Skype which I'm sure will be fun though I suspect it is bound to drive me nuts at some point.

Finally, as if the day was not sad enough, we came home from school to find the guinea pig had died, totally unexpectedly. More sobs, this time from the smallest small, whose pet he was. A state funeral will take place tomorrow, should any of you have a gap in your diaries.

Collective nouns

2010-06-18T16:05:00.002+01:00

This afternoon, with what might be classed by some as reckless abandon, I have collected five extra children. There is now a tribe of seven running around the garden, driving tractors and trikes, watering plants, digging in the sandpit and generally getting up to all sorts of mischief. All this activity is accompanied by a constant babble of noise, most of it loud. I can only hope the neighbours are away.

I do no know what the collective noun for children is, but I would suggest a cacophony.

Global thinking

2010-05-20T23:22:00.003+01:00

Occasionally (very rarely as those who know me will attest), I am completely lost for words and this afternoon was a great example.

On our way to an afternoon without Bouncy treat, Lapin suddenly stops humming along to Radio 2 (I'm one of their younger listeners obviously) and says:

"Mummy, if the world is round like a globe, why does everybody on it think they are standing the right way up?"

I'm totally flummoxed.

Has anyone any ideas how to explain that to a small? Frankly, I don't really understand it myself.

Satisfaction

2010-05-18T22:20:00.002+01:00

Is there anything more pleasing than getting rid of a load of rubbish with a great big inferno? The Christmas tree has proved even more spectacular as it goes on its way to another world and all that boring paperwork looks really quite lovely as it glows fiercely red.

I'm off to bed, stinking of wood smoke but serenely calm..ish.

Honest to a fault

2010-05-15T11:14:00.002+01:00

Three six year olds and a four year old appear beside me, pushing one to the front. She speaks quickly and nervously, knowing that it is a Big Deal and they are all desperate for me to agree.

"Mummy, can we go and play in the woods?"

Our garden has a small back gate, which leads into a beautiful woodland, currently especially lovely with bluebells nodding their heads as far as the eye can see. Going into the woods means a little bit of freedom, a step out of my eyeline and into the great beyond. To be honest, I'm a little tentative; two of the four are not mine and the loco parentis responsibility weighs heavy on my mind but they are a sensible bunch and unlikely to run amok. Sensing my indecision she says

"We'll only go as far as the log"

The log is a mere fifteen feet into the wilderness, a great leap for smalls but not s distance to frighten a parent so I agree, setting a few rules.

1) You all stay together
2) You don't go off with anybody else without coming to ask me first
3) You stay behind the log

They rush delightedly out of the door, all four squeezing through the gap together and bounding like lambs across the lawn on their way. There is a loud silence in their wake and I bend my head to work again.

After a while the smallest returns for a wee, skidding round the corner in his anxiety to get back to the action. I ask him if they are all behaving.

"Yes"

"Are you all staying together?"

"Yes"

"Are you all staying this side of the log?"

"Yes"

There is a small pause whilst he looks at me and experience tells me to wait, there is something else to say. He puts his head on one side and says

"...but we have moved the log"

Elections

2010-05-06T20:34:00.002+01:00

Following the sad demise of President Umaru Yar'Adua his deputy, a man who has the fabulous name of Goodluck Jonathan, has been sworn in as his replacement.

Is it just me, or does that sound much more exciting than Brown, Cameron and Clegg?

Friendship

2010-04-28T23:14:00.002+01:00

Jostling with the hum drum of every day activities is a nagging voice, pointing out I'm neglecting those who care for me the most. So, if you are reading this and wondering if you will ever hear my dulcet tones again, I promise there is a light at the end of this tunnel and I'll call soon.

Phew!

2010-04-21T19:47:00.003+01:00

This is what I have been up to since the last post:

Five days at the races
Four days of tidying (not every hour of the day obviously - I'm not quite Mrs Beeton!)
Three reports written
Two lawns mown (pocket handkerchief size but I did have to do some mechanical work on the mower)
Two stays with friends and relations
One marathon (supporting role only)
One celebration of St. George
One convivial dinner party with friends
Countless hours of book keeping

Reviewing this list, I feel less guilty for not blogging more often.

Silence

2010-04-13T01:21:00.002+01:00

There is a special sort of loveliness in those peaceful hours when everyone is in bed.

Productivity on all sorts of boring tasks is enormously increased by the simple method of less available distraction.

Not to mention an over indulgence in late night caffeine which keeps the eyelids stubbornly open.

Sunny outlook

2010-04-07T21:33:00.004+01:00

Whilst listening to others complain about the effort of entertaining their smalls now school is out, I have been keeping uncharacteristically quiet. Thing is, (whisper this) I'm having a lovely time.

Me and the small have been going nowhere fast and chatting a lot along the way. I love the change of pace the holidays bring. We have time to stop and watch the world go by, not to mention a game of Pooh Sticks or two.

There is a special release in not having to watch the clock or chivvy and chase. There are long afternoons, stretching into twilit evenings that are perfect for just pottering. As yet, I haven't found a way of saying this without seeming unpleasantly smug so I just nod my agreement and smile whilst I think of all the fun we are having.

Bank Holidaying

2010-04-06T08:17:00.002+01:00

Easter Egg Hunts - 1
Chocolate eaten - surprisingly little
Friends visited - 4
Furniture built - 1
Furniture moved - 9 (with more to go)
Loads of washing done - 53 (at least)
Piles of ironing done - 1 (luckily almost all our clothes are non-iron, classified by me)
Veg patch digging done - a little (The rest today, unless someone can provide a distraction)
Greenhouse cleaned - partially
Birthday presents bought - 3
Miles walked - at least 7
Fun had - lots

I hope you all had a similarly lovely Easter weekend. Must dash, I'm off to finish the "List of Things to do."

Whoops

2010-03-23T22:16:00.002Z

So, I have many character flaws. Little gliches in my genetic make up which could be classified as "interesting" if you were being charitable or downright irritating if you are not. I am aware of these foibles but not so great at keeping them under control so I occasionally put my not-so-teeny feet straight in the mire.

Those posters saying "engage brain before opening mouth" - they were written with me in mind. I've inadvertently lost friends for myself (and others) by recklessly speaking my mind without prior consideration of the consequences. Not that I'm a complete cow you understand, there is usually some provocation but I think my tolerance could be higher.

Yesterday I teased someone who, it turned out, didn't have a sense of humour about the subject in question. In the ensuing minutes of raised voice and character assassination, I got bored and put the phone down.

Not my finest hour but I'm bored of being treated like this. So, now the dilemma. Shall I take the high ground, ring and grovel an apology or wait for them to ring me? There are things that need to be said but sadly I'm not sure I trust myself enough to say them rationally and calmly.

Least said, soonest mended or shall I take the plunge and make a call? Come on wise ones, lend me your thoughts.

Frisky in June

2010-03-15T21:05:00.002Z

What is it about June that brings so many March birthdays? More than two birthdays a weekk to cope with this month and I'm fast running out of present ideas.

What would one buy for these people?

1) Mr P, the suave and sophisticated man about town. Trouble with buying for Mr P is that if he wants it, he has generally bought it already.

2) Mrs B, flibbertygibbet socialite with the attention span of a goldfish.

3) Mrs S, serious literary reader with a penchant for cakes and knitting

4) Mrs F, friend of many years with varied tastes.

Those are just for starters. All suggestions gratefully received, thank you.

Recreation

2010-03-10T23:53:00.003Z

Tonight I have spent the evening restoring a much loved old friend to something resembling his former glory. It has been a job with a deadline requiring nerves of steel to prise him from under the nose of the sleeping babe.

I have cut...

and pinned.....

and stitched...

and finished.

Now he is tucked back into bed next to his loving friend, ready to be discovered in all his new glory in the morning. I hope Miss P is as pleased with him as I am.

Fug

2010-03-09T22:58:00.002Z

Another busy day but one of being presented with problems I am currently at a loss to solve.

I am going to hope that the recommended eight hours sleep recharges the brain so I am filled with solutions tomorrow.

Would you all mind crossing your fingers, just in case?